Shepard, I may be a socially awkward penguin but even I can see that some of your moves are, uh, not optimal.
Shepard and dating. It can quickly get really, really awkward. Especially when the dialogue wheel doesn't tell you what, or even how, you are really going to say. Either you wish to say that you are good friends (Kaidan) and Shepard suddenly goes all Lannister twins on you, or you merely want to get to know Jacob and oh dear lord, the voice actress is really flirting, it didn't say it was flirting, I don't want to flirt, what do I do?! D: Made even more awkward by the fact that Mass Effect makes me want to be 100% faithful to Garrus so... yeah. Awkward XD
The Garrus thing you can choose at least, and thank god for that. The idea of losing on purpose to feed my boyfriend's ego is unacceptable (to be fair, Garrus doesn't have a hissy fit if he doesn't win).
Also, a pretend loss is insulting.
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"I WANT YOU!"
Not that that was exactly how it comes out in actual dialogue but yeesh!
Granted, I'm a writer, so having a limited amount of dialogue and actions will beg the heck out of me no matter how awesome the game is