"Oh noez," said Harry. "Snape, who is evil because he prevented Voldemort from taking the philosopher's stone is surely attempting to poison nice ol' professor Lupin. What do I do? What do I do?"
I know how to stop him, Harry! Poison Snape FIRST, then KNOCK THE GOBLET OUT OF LUPIN'S HANDS PRONTO! --------- Rose:Hi, Lupin. Lupin:Rose! Hey there, hun! What you doin' heah, eh? Harry:I invited her. Lupin:Well, they do say:"Three's company." Snape:Here.... Rose:Harry, now! Harry:10-4! *Jumps up, poisons Snape* Rose:Lupin, no!! Don't drink it, it's poison! I don't wanna lose you, honey! Please don't drink it!! Lupin*raises the goblet to his lips*oppycock, luv! This? Poison? Yeah, right, sure, luv! Rose*knocks the goblet out of Lupin's hands*:I saved your life! Look! Lupin*looks*:Toxic fumes! My goodness, luv! You were right! It was poison! Thank you, hun!s Rose! I you!!! Rose:No worries! I you, too, Lupin!! Snape:The little genius students have destroyed my plan! Curses!!!*storms out* Lupin:Love me.... Rose:Yes sir... Lupin:Be mine... Rose:I am always yours, sir... Lupinate me... Rose:Yes sir... Lupin:Bed me... Rose:I will do whatever you wish, Lupin... Lupin:Marry me... Rose*trancelike Fangirl scream*:Me?! Yes!!! Yes!! I will marry you, Professor of my dreams... Lupin:Have a family with me... Rose:Yes I will, Lupin my beloved mentor... *Lupin and Rose date and marry* *Rose is carrying twins* Lupin:You're having twins? Oh yay!!! Two times the love and joys of parenthood!! I feel doubly blessed to be a father to our twins, luv!! Rose:I am having twins for sure, Lupin! Twins for the first time! Lupin:You mean to tell me you've never had twins before? This is really the first time? *Rose nods twice* Lupin:I'll be there to help you birth our precious twins, luv! Rose:Thank you, hun. Lupin:Welcome, luv. *9 months later, Rose labors heavily with their twins* Rose*laboring heavily*:Uughh! Owwww!!! Aahhh! Not only double good things, but also bad, like the pain! Lupin*holding her*:Shhh... It's gonna go ok. They'll be here before you know it, luv. Lupin will hold you, luv. *Hours later, Rose births their twins* Rose*birthing their twins*:Ughhh! Unngh! Owww!!! Don't just stay there, Lupin! Please help me! Lupin:I'll try to... *Both twins are out crying* Lupin:They've arrived! They're both girls! Rose:Lovely girls... *Cords cut, both swathed in pink and laid in Rose's arms* *Twins named: "Hannah Luna Lupin" and " Susan May Lupin."* End!
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Rose:Hi, Lupin.
Lupin:Rose! Hey there, hun! What you doin' heah, eh?
Harry:I invited her.
Lupin:Well, they do say:"Three's company."
Snape:Here....
Rose:Harry, now!
Harry:10-4! *Jumps up, poisons Snape*
Rose:Lupin, no!! Don't drink it, it's poison! I don't wanna lose you, honey! Please don't drink it!!
Lupin*raises the goblet to his lips*
Rose*knocks the goblet out of Lupin's hands*:I saved your life! Look!
Lupin*looks*:Toxic fumes! My goodness, luv! You were right! It was poison! Thank you, hun!
Rose:No worries! I
Snape:The little genius students have destroyed my plan! Curses!!!*storms out*
Lupin:Love me....
Rose:Yes sir...
Lupin:Be mine...
Rose:I am always yours, sir...
Lupin
Rose:Yes sir...
Lupin:Bed me...
Rose:I will do whatever you wish, Lupin...
Lupin:Marry me...
Rose*trancelike Fangirl scream*:Me?! Yes!!! Yes!! I will marry you, Professor of my dreams...
Lupin:Have a family with me...
Rose:Yes I will, Lupin my beloved mentor...
*Lupin and Rose date and marry*
*Rose is carrying twins*
Lupin:You're having twins? Oh yay!!! Two times the love and joys of parenthood!! I feel doubly blessed to be a father to our twins, luv!!
Rose:I am having twins for sure, Lupin! Twins for the first time!
Lupin:You mean to tell me you've never had twins before? This is really the first time?
*Rose nods twice*
Lupin:I'll be there to help you birth our precious twins, luv!
Rose:Thank you, hun.
Lupin:Welcome, luv.
*9 months later, Rose labors heavily with their twins*
Rose*laboring heavily*:Uughh! Owwww!!! Aahhh! Not only double good things, but also bad, like the pain!
Lupin*holding her*:Shhh... It's gonna go ok. They'll be here before you know it, luv. Lupin will hold you, luv.
*Hours later, Rose births their twins*
Rose*birthing their twins*:Ughhh! Unngh! Owww!!! Don't just stay there, Lupin! Please help me!
Lupin:I'll try to...
*Both twins are out crying*
Lupin:They've arrived! They're both girls!
Rose:Lovely girls...
*Cords cut, both swathed in pink and laid in Rose's arms*
*Twins named: "Hannah Luna Lupin" and " Susan May Lupin."*
End!
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